Trump vs. Greta – Commander in Crap

Trump vs. Greta

   No question. The commander in crap doesn’t like women (or anyone for that matter) questioning his judgement or telling him what to do. So, imagine his anger when a 16- year-old female climate activist told world leaders to take climate change seriously. Come with us for a quick history recap from the long-ago time of late 2019 when President Donnie Donut realized he had met his match. 


   It all started when climate change activist Greta Thunberg gave a speech at the World Economic Forum where she chided world leaders like Trump (if you can call him a leader) for not doing enough to combat climate change. Our crappy commander made it immediately obvious that she had gotten under his thin orange skin. 

“I don’t really know anything about her,” Trump said, referring to Greta and later said she was “very angry.”

   If Trump wasn’t already angry at Greta, in 2019 she did the unthinkable: made the cover of Time magazine as their person of the year.

Greta Time cover

   You see, in Donnie’s mind only rich egotists deserve to be on the cover of magazines much less be Time Magazine’s most influential person. He probably also had other reasons he really, really wanted to get on that cover like for example so that his special friend whom he paid $130,000 to hang out with can spank his butt with a rolled up magazine with his face on the cover. 

Don’t worry Donald, you don’t need magazine covers; just get yourself one of these to get spanked with:

Commander In Crap tm

*Works Great as a presidential butt scratcher. 

   This guy was so jealous Greta beat him out for the cover he had his cronies make this:

 trump photoshop

I apologize for exposing you to this grotesque image which I’m sure has been burned into your brain. 

By the way, while we’re here. Here’s some presidential promises NOT kept. 

  • Eliminate the federal debt in 8 years
  • Balance the federal budget 'fairly quickly'
  • Sue his accusers of sexual misconduct
  • Drain the Swamp
  • Release his Tax Returns
  • Be competent.

   Seemingly every time Donald heard Greta speak, he threw a hissy fit. After another one of her impassioned climate change speeches Donnie tweeted:

“ So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!”

   Work on an anger management problem? Chill? The president should follow this advice. Although he probably doesn’t need any more screen time (He gets enough screen time between FOX NEWS and his new crush, OANN), and probably doesn’t have any friends to go to the movie with, at least not any that he doesn't have to pay. 

    Don’t worry about Greta though, she wasn’t fazed. Thunberg changed her Twitter bio to read: "A teenager working on her anger management problem. Currently chilling and watching a good old fashioned movie with a friend."  We can only imagine that after hearing about this Donnie was seething with rage, his face the color of a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto

   This is where our brief history comes to an end. The last thing our Cheeto in Chief had to say about Greta was a tweet after Thunberg made a speech at the UN. Some say Trump was being sarcastic when he tweeted:  

"She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!". 

   Greta couldn’t resist poking the (obese) bear by changing her Twitter bio to read: "A very young happy girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future." - a perfect response to a spoiled manchild of a president. 

But why didn’t Trump respond? Why didn’t he lash back? 

Because maybe this tweet-

"She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!"  wasn’t sarcasm.

Maybe it wasn’t him being convinced by his gaggle of goons that attacking a 17 year old girl would make him look bad

Maybe it was him realizing he picked a losing fight.

greta stare

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